I Lost My Family in New York City

It was our last day in New York City before a sixteen hour flight.

Jul 19 • Dad The Accountant

May 2026

Go Ask Your Mother

My wife and my mom, on motherhood

May 10 • Dad The Accountant

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We Cancelled Netflix and Forgot About It

Nothing triggers the frugal accountant in me like seeing a payment notification for a streaming service we didn’t log into that month.

May 5 • Dad The Accountant

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April 2026

$366 to sign my 9 month old up for school in 2029

Grand Cayman's School Problem

Apr 26 • Dad The Accountant

She Finally Slept Through the Night

How We Survived Sleep Negotiations With Our Baby

Apr 14 • Dad The Accountant

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Thank You for the Chocolate Jesus

Family Easter in the Cayman Islands

Apr 7 • Dad The Accountant

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March 2026

Death of a Washing Machine

When paradise comes with loads of dirty laundry

Mar 29 • Dad The Accountant

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I Built My First iOS App Using AI

From concept to live on the App Store with the power of the prompt

Mar 15 • Dad The Accountant

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Survivor - The Greatest Reality Show Of All Time

25 years of Outwit, Outplay, Outlast

Mar 8 • Dad The Accountant

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February 2026

Setting Valentine's Day Standards

Using Valentine’s Day to Ruin Average Men for My Daughter

Feb 15 • Dad The Accountant

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Now Everybody Can Code

The only limits are your patience and imagination

Feb 8 • Dad The Accountant

January 2026

Dear Childless Friends

A letter showing signs of life

Jan 18 • Dad The Accountant

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